When I see a duck...
totally-relatable: Normal people: Me: “ Duck, duck,duck, come here duck…” (via Totally-Relatable: The funniest relatable posts.) SO ME. I’m so obsessed with ducks.
Society: Every girl is beautiful.
Fat girls: Really?
Skinny girls: Really?
Curvy girls: Really?
Scene girls: Really?
Preppy girls: Really?
White girls: Really?
Black girls: Really?
Society: Wait let me be more specific
Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?
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I think we all have moments we remember every...
Or images we will never get out of our minds. I have some life-changing moments I’ll never forget. I have things I wish I could forget. I have pictures in my mind of the moments I knew everything would change from that point forward. I also have some really happy memories with people, but sometimes those are the ones that haunt me the most, because nothing is the same as it used to be....